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It's Podcastin' Time: An Investigation of the Fantastic Four Movie That Never Was

The tragic tale behind the making of Roger Corman’s The Fantastic Four is one that truly must be seen and heard to be believed. A finished product—fully shot, edited, and cut—abandoned to the scrap heap. But why? Well, a few reasons actually. For starters, the film itself was just a bargaining chip—a way for a production house to extend its creative license on what could potentially be a lucrative property. It was also seen by some as a probable franchise killer—a film whose suspect quality alone could tarnish whatever else would come.
The latter may sound like a bit of an overreaction, but it’s important to remember that in 1994, the cinematic landscape for superhero and comic book films was vastly different. Point of fact, it was barren. Sure, we had Batman in 89, its sequel, and then some groan-inducing follow ups (themselves temporary franchise assassins); Superman had convinced the world a man could fly in the late 70s, but he’d petered out; his demise was so profound that it buried the character deeper than Nuclear Man had on the Moon. Other non-starters included The Shadow with Alec Baldwin and The Phantom with a preposterously purple-clad Billy Zane.
It was a vastly different time. Marvel—outside of a couple of halfhearted, and ultimately failed ventures—had, for the most part, remained on the sidelines. This film—at least in the minds of the cast and crew—would be their big coming out party. Alas, it was not meant to be. Corman’s Fantastic Four would disappear into the pop culture Phantom Zone, lingering in an infamous anonymity before resurfacing to the jeers and mockery of the public.
Yet that is what makes it so fascinating. In every sense of the term, it’s a noble failure. The director, cast, and crew dedicated themselves wholly to its promise and did so under the constrictions of the most modest of budgets. 
So sit back, grab a beer, and enjoy as I, the Thunderous Wizard (@WriterTLK and @HopsandBOFlops), and my special guest co-host Captain Cash (@CaptCash) take you through the wild journey of the first-ever Fantastic Four movie (as well as its accompanying documentary Doomed). Oddly—despite all its obvious shortcomings—it’s the most faithful to the property that inspired it.

Ready to Rumble – This Pod Will Rule You!

In our second episode, my co-host and I grapple with the much-maligned big time wrasslin’ extravaganza Ready to Rumble, starring David Arquette, Scott Caan, and a host of late 90s wrestling superstars. If you’ve ever wondered why WCW went belly up, look no further. This movie is illustrative of WCW's fading star. From its tone-deaf humor to its utter disdain for sports entertainment and its fans, there are reasons abound demonstrating why this was a bomb and failed to again ingratiate the company to its lost fandom.
And we go deep — covering everything from David Arquette’s recent death match stabbing to Slamboree 2000, the actual WCW PPV that featured the three-tiered cage from the climax of the film!

The Altogether Strange Journey through the Making of the Island of Dr. Moreau

What exactly went wrong with this film? In short: everything. Yet that succinct explanation is not enough. There are too many stories behind the miserable experience of shooting this movie. So not only do I cover the film itself, but also the documentary about this monumental failure — Lost Soul: The Doomed Journey of Richard Stanley's Island of Dr. Moreau.
So sit back and grab a beer! The truth of all the on-set drama is indeed stranger than the fiction.